Poster People and the Land of Fake Believe

"No, Jack, everyone at this party is Christian, well, except you, and we don't drink. So no rum. Okay?" Manafest said. "Pssh, fine. You've got no piratude." Jack mumbled. Jack #2 pops up. "What?! No rum?" Manafest gave him a look. "I'm gonna go get some of that Mountain Dew stuff." Jakc #2 said as he ran off. "Hey, is that Will over there?" Manafest said, pointing. Jack looked over as they watched the ensuing conversation.

Will walked up to Amber, who was in the process of picking out which song to play next. He was holding flowers. "Hello." Amber briefly looks up. "Hello." Will hesitates. "Um... May I have this dance?" Amber has just finished, and the speakers start pumping "Supersonic" by Family Force 5. "Will, I don't think you know how to breakdance." Will looked confused. "What's breakdancing?" Suddenly Jeff shows up, just in time to hear the last of the conversation. He laughs. "I'll show you breakdancing." He starts dancing and a crowd of people encircle him and cheer. Of course, Amber was among them, so Will was left standing there looking even more confused.

Manafest and Jack laughed. "You know," Jack said, "I think it's about time for my honest man/dishonest man speech." Manafest looked at him. "Why?" Jack took a drink from his two-liter bottle of Mountain Dew. "Cause I feel like it." Manafest shrugged. "Anyway," continued Jack, "you can never trust an honest man. See, I am a dishonest man, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. But Will is an honest man, and with an honest man you can never tell when he's about to do something incredibly stupid." Manafest nodded. "And what, exactly, is your point?" "I don't really know, I think I need more Mountain Dew."