Poster People and the Land of Fake Believe

(The name says it all, don't you think?)

"Your turn." Jeremy Camp told Matt Thiessen. Matt moved his Chess piece. "Ha! Checkmate. You should stick to singing. Chess is too intellectual for you." Jeremy feigned offense. "I'm not intellectual enough?! And this from the guy who writes songs about horses that say 'Neigh'? You're going to make me recede into fits of great emotion." He pretended to look sad. Just then KJ bursts in, holding something brown in his hands, followed by John Reuben. They raced around the room, knocking stuff over and yelling at each other. "Come on, KJ, give him back!" John yelled, referring to the small stuffed bear that KJ held. KJ laughed. "Man, I can't believe you still have this thing!" KJ ran around the table Jeremy and Matt were playing chess on, keeping it between him and John. "Now you've made me angry!" John rolled his eyes ominously. He suddenly lunged across the table, spilling chess pieces everywhere. KJ is rather frightened by this, and runs out the door. Silence follows. Matt looks at Jeremy. "You up for another game?" Jeremy laughs. "Nope." He then walks out, leaving Matt to clean up the mess. He shrugs, and starts cleaning.

"Party tonight! Yeah!" Jason Dunn shouts. Tricia Brock stops him from doing his happy dance. "What?" "There's a party tonight, everyone's invited. Tell everyone you see." He then goes back to his happy dancing. Wow, he's weirder than I thought, Tricia says to herself as she walks away.

(Who knew Jason Dunn happy dances? Weird. Next time, we shall see what happens at the party Jason was referring to. And I shall put a scary emo picture of Phee up for you if I can find one.)

(So, Will is started talking to Manafest, and now we will see what he says.)

"I'm going to ask you to kindly stop getting in my way." Will said, fingering the hilt of his sword and trying to look menacing. "What? Is this about Amber?" Manafest said. "She doesn't like you. You're a fantasy copy of the real Will Turner, who actually doesn't exist, because he's a movie character played by Orlando Bloom, who Amber hates." "Blasted logic!" Will yelled. "Can't we just be unlogical and we can pretend Amber likes me and not you, and I can try to get over Elizabeth?" Will was starting to get upset. "No, but by the way, what happened to Elizabeth? I heard she was going out with Jack behind your back." he said. Jack #2 suddenly appears. "Hey! That rhymed!" Manafest shrugged. "Well, I am a rapper." "Oh." Jack #2 disappears. "How does he do that?" Manafest said to himself. Will apparently did not notice Jack #2. "Yeah, she died, actually. Starved herself to death. She was kept freaking out about her image." Will said, with only a hint of sadness. "But we have to move on, don't we" he said cheerfully. Suddenly his face turned dark. "So don't get in my way." he said, still trying to be menacing. "Yeah... if you want to talk about it some more, I'll be over there." he said, pointing, then turned and walked away in the opposite direction, heading toward where Toby and TC were debating about why KJ calls him Bumpy McSquiggums. Man, he needs counseling, he thought.

(Will has mental probelms, as we already know, and next time Jeremy Camp and Matt Thiessen play chess. Jeremy's only in the story because he's on the X2005 poster.)

(Jack Sparrow and Jack Sparrow #2 are guarding a door, for some reason, and KJ-52 starts to argue that he is better suited for the job.)

"No one can get by me. I'm the best pirate to sail the seven seas!" says Jack. "I think there are only six, I'm not sure that one counts." Jack #2 said, pointing at nothing in particular. Jack and KJ look at him. "And by the way, these crab cakes are delicious. Where did you get them?" They decide to ignore him. "Yeah well I rap, and drink Mountain Dew, and, uh," While KJ tried to think of a few of his other attributes, Jack #2 pops up again. "What? No rum?" Jack pushes him aside. "And what kind of name is KJ-52? It's like you're a robot or something." he says. Jack #2 proceeds to do the robot with incredible skill. "Yeah, well at least it's better than Jack Sparrow." KJ replied. "A sparrow is a puny little bird, and that dragon over there eats sparrows." The dragon looks at them curiously. "Yeah, Sparrow, like the bird." The dragon, still looking at them licks his lips and starts walking over. Will Turner walks toward them hurredly and grabs both Jack's by the arm. "Time to go." he says, as he drags them toward their rowboat, which, at the moment, is stuck in a patch of sand, and nobody knows how it got there.
Jack #2 produces a jar and fills it with sand. "I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt." he sings. Jack looks at him. "You're not making any sense at all. That's sand, not dirt." Jack #2 sighs, pours out the jar, throws it, and climbs into the boat.

KJ, Manafest, John Reuben, Tobymac, and Tod Collins (a.k.a. TC, Bumpy McSquiggums that was not me, that's what KJ calls him, and I have no idea why.) are rappers, so they hang out together. Well, actually, since KJ and John combined are way to weird for Toby and Manafest, they are usually found playing Xbox or foosball and talking about the oddness of KJ and John's behavior. TC is used to KJ, but prefers to act cool instead of weird, so he hangs out with Toby and Manafest.
Will walks up to Manafest, leaving Jack and Jack #2 to try to row themselves out of the sand. "Hello." "Uh, hello." Manafest was still kind of weirded out about Will's earlier offer to duel him for Amber.

(I have to get off of the computer now, so we will see what Will Turner has to say some other time.)