Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Chapter 1
(Jack Sparrow and Jack Sparrow #2 are guarding a door, for some reason, and KJ-52 starts to argue that he is better suited for the job.)
"No one can get by me. I'm the best pirate to sail the seven seas!" says Jack. "I think there are only six, I'm not sure that one counts." Jack #2 said, pointing at nothing in particular. Jack and KJ look at him. "And by the way, these crab cakes are delicious. Where did you get them?" They decide to ignore him. "Yeah well I rap, and drink Mountain Dew, and, uh," While KJ tried to think of a few of his other attributes, Jack #2 pops up again. "What? No rum?" Jack pushes him aside. "And what kind of name is KJ-52? It's like you're a robot or something." he says. Jack #2 proceeds to do the robot with incredible skill. "Yeah, well at least it's better than Jack Sparrow." KJ replied. "A sparrow is a puny little bird, and that dragon over there eats sparrows." The dragon looks at them curiously. "Yeah, Sparrow, like the bird." The dragon, still looking at them licks his lips and starts walking over. Will Turner walks toward them hurredly and grabs both Jack's by the arm. "Time to go." he says, as he drags them toward their rowboat, which, at the moment, is stuck in a patch of sand, and nobody knows how it got there.
Jack #2 produces a jar and fills it with sand. "I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt." he sings. Jack looks at him. "You're not making any sense at all. That's sand, not dirt." Jack #2 sighs, pours out the jar, throws it, and climbs into the boat.
KJ, Manafest, John Reuben, Tobymac, and Tod Collins (a.k.a. TC, Bumpy McSquiggums that was not me, that's what KJ calls him, and I have no idea why.) are rappers, so they hang out together. Well, actually, since KJ and John combined are way to weird for Toby and Manafest, they are usually found playing Xbox or foosball and talking about the oddness of KJ and John's behavior. TC is used to KJ, but prefers to act cool instead of weird, so he hangs out with Toby and Manafest.
Will walks up to Manafest, leaving Jack and Jack #2 to try to row themselves out of the sand. "Hello." "Uh, hello." Manafest was still kind of weirded out about Will's earlier offer to duel him for Amber.
(I have to get off of the computer now, so we will see what Will Turner has to say some other time.)
"No one can get by me. I'm the best pirate to sail the seven seas!" says Jack. "I think there are only six, I'm not sure that one counts." Jack #2 said, pointing at nothing in particular. Jack and KJ look at him. "And by the way, these crab cakes are delicious. Where did you get them?" They decide to ignore him. "Yeah well I rap, and drink Mountain Dew, and, uh," While KJ tried to think of a few of his other attributes, Jack #2 pops up again. "What? No rum?" Jack pushes him aside. "And what kind of name is KJ-52? It's like you're a robot or something." he says. Jack #2 proceeds to do the robot with incredible skill. "Yeah, well at least it's better than Jack Sparrow." KJ replied. "A sparrow is a puny little bird, and that dragon over there eats sparrows." The dragon looks at them curiously. "Yeah, Sparrow, like the bird." The dragon, still looking at them licks his lips and starts walking over. Will Turner walks toward them hurredly and grabs both Jack's by the arm. "Time to go." he says, as he drags them toward their rowboat, which, at the moment, is stuck in a patch of sand, and nobody knows how it got there.
Jack #2 produces a jar and fills it with sand. "I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt." he sings. Jack looks at him. "You're not making any sense at all. That's sand, not dirt." Jack #2 sighs, pours out the jar, throws it, and climbs into the boat.
KJ, Manafest, John Reuben, Tobymac, and Tod Collins (a.k.a. TC, Bumpy McSquiggums that was not me, that's what KJ calls him, and I have no idea why.) are rappers, so they hang out together. Well, actually, since KJ and John combined are way to weird for Toby and Manafest, they are usually found playing Xbox or foosball and talking about the oddness of KJ and John's behavior. TC is used to KJ, but prefers to act cool instead of weird, so he hangs out with Toby and Manafest.
Will walks up to Manafest, leaving Jack and Jack #2 to try to row themselves out of the sand. "Hello." "Uh, hello." Manafest was still kind of weirded out about Will's earlier offer to duel him for Amber.
(I have to get off of the computer now, so we will see what Will Turner has to say some other time.)
# posted by RRock_With_It @ 1:46 PM 
