Poster People and the Land of Fake Believe

....people. Anyways, this is about the people on the posters in my room, as I have said. I shall now introduce you to the characters, at least some of them.

Jack Sparrow: A pirate who loves rum, he has a double named Jack #2. Jack is somehow almost everywhere, even though no one invites him. Jack #2 pops up every once in a while, but sometimes disappears. Not that anyone cares.

Amber: Me. I like music. I have nothing else to say.

Manafest: Since this is the Land of Fake Believe, he is not 26 like in real life. He raps. He gets annoyed because he likes Amber and Will keeps hitting on her.

Will Turner: The dreaded not-pirate. He has mental problems because Elisabeth starved herself to death. That is why he is obsessed with Amber. He also likes to know peoples full names. We don't know why. In the words of Matt Theissen, "Dude, you need counseling."

Lauren: Amber's friend, who plays the drums and is mad at Jack.

Pete the Rapping White Boy: Does not look like a cat. Just thought I'd let you know. He is a fictional character, and he raps. Hence the name, Pete the Rapping White Boy. Oh yeah, he's white.

KJ-52: Loves Mountain Dew and being crazy with his friend, John Reuben.

John Reuben: Is KJ's friend. Apparently has a teddy bear?

There are other characters from various bands/groups, but I will introduce them as they enter the story.